Shanghai Sperm Bank Service

Shanghai Sperm Bank Service
via SankakuComplex:

Reportedly, the Shanghai Sperm Bank is offering white coated young ladies to assist able bodied men in the donation of their sperm.According to the report, donors are required to be in prime health and must volunteer to abstain from sex or self-gratification for four days prior to the visit. Once there, a young lady will assist carefully collecting the sperm up to three times per visit.
Payment is said to be approximately RMB200 (approx. SGD44.30) for each session, and donations can be given up to five times a month. (Yes, the Sperm Bank pays the donor...).

Fellow men kind enough to donate their children can go to the following address:
No. 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.
Sadly for aspiring donors, this news appears to be a spot of mischief on the part of Chinese forum goers...

Investigations reveals the dream shattering truth that the images came from a Japanese AV and that the facility in question explicitly denied the report, pointing out that donations are conducted in individual stalls (with no assistance) to preserve donor privacy, and so condemning thousands of men to despair...