Candy Girl
Via Dannychoo and Orient Industries
Candy Girl, also known as Dutch Wife or Love Doll, whichever you'd prefer...
NSFW (Not Safe For Work; so dun view this at your workplace or when there are children around....)
To those who are familiar with what the "innovative" Japanese have came out with years ago~ this post might seem VERY OLD already~ but well, whatever pictures below are dug up from DC's old posts and from the Orient Industries website... NSFW due to some exposed "eyes"... for those readers who have not came across these before... I'll refrain from any comments though... as I myself ain't familiar with these Candy Girls...
They come in all sorts of appearance and size...Pictures above are the older models... the latest models can be found on the Orient Industries website...
There is even a photo gallery to preview the Candy Girls... the link is here.In case you're too shy to visit their website... I've selected the 2nd girl from the first row... she looks so realistic its almost scary... the only different is that the "optical eyes" looked lifeless~Now for the FAQ: Where can I buy and How much?
Answer:
Only ships in Japan. This model above costs 690,000 Yen; that's approx. USD 7,200...
Crazy price tag? Not convinced enough? Well, watch the video and decide if its worth the price~
However, buying a Candy Girl posts 3 problems:
(1) Price Tag (can't afford...)
(2) Where to keep her (keeping your darkest desire from your family and friends...)
(3) Where to dispose of her...
Well the solution is simple.
Dollmate (NSFW) is an online dealer that specializes in selling second hand dolls - you can pick up a Candy Girl for a laughable 200,000 Yen (approx. USD 2,089). That's if you can forgive her for being with another man...
As for the soution of where to hide her... just sit her at your desk like the picture above and pretend that its a friend who has come over to help you with your homework...
As for the solution to the last problem...
You can dump her in the mountains...
Just be aware that dumping something so real at the Bukit Timah Hills could spark off a murder manhunt as well... just like what the man got himself into after he disposed his wife in the wilds...
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Candy Girl
Posted by [Q] at Thursday, March 19, 2009
Labels: Japan, Men, Technology
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