Happy Birthday Pappy!

Yep, this is a dog-cake.

Picture of the day

Winner

Point to ponder

Before I proceed to write whatever is below, I want to indemnify myself by declaring that I have no intention whatsoever to communicate any discriminatory religious comment and no intention to offend anyone or any groups, religious or not, and that I am not of any religious group or organization. I, myself, am neutral. No stand.

Bastard : 4 old-fashioned someone who was born to parents who were not married
-- (Longman Dictionary of Comtemporary English)

Below is a conversation I exchanged with my assistant one day in office:

Assistant: “How do you define ‘Bastard’?”

Me: “Eh, I think its a rather vulgar term used define a fatherless child”.

Assistant: “and what is its intention of usage?”

Me: “Hmm, to insult someone’s mother to being promiscuous? So much to the extent that the father’s identity is unknown?”

Assistant: “Good. Think Jesus”.

Me: “ ………….”.

That’s why I worship myself. I am my own GOD. No rooms for doubts.

HELLO KITTY MAHJONG SET!!!!!!

Take a deep breath and go: "*Gasp~~~ *OMG!!!"

Picture courtesy of J-List

My Favourite. . . "Death from Overwork"

I like this too! Never tried before though. . . "I Love Mix Bath".

Hangover?

"Footware Prohibited". This is useful at the door~
"No Foreigners"?


"Nozuki Beware" (Peeping-Tom Alert?)

"Beware of Panty Thief"! Hahahaha

"Beware of Pervert". . .

Preferably Alive...

Cuz I would like to bump into him on the streets. . . *evil grin*

Tail gating…

I have not done it for a long time, but I did it again.

I am talking about Expressway-level tail-gating at the rightmost lane, those that pushes equally fast vehicles to go even faster, or to surrender by changing lane to the left to let you past.

Monday night, I was driving home from City Hall after class and as usual, 90 kmph along ECP on the 2nd right-most lane. Past Tanjong Katong exit, a very intense white headlight, apparently HID, high-beamed a couple of times from behind. Cars to my right started to change into my lane.

Curses, “@#$%, Never signal~, hate these drivers”.

Then from behind, the high-beamer, a blue Porsche Carrera fly past me.

“Wooo~ Pedigree~ 130 (kmph)?”

Then right behind, some 5 secs behind, a Mitsubishi (heavily modded) trying to catch up,

“110 (kmph)?”

What’s even amazing is this black 350Z tail-gating right behind… same speed.

“Hmmm! Fairlady got balls!”.

The scenario that I immediately gathered must be that this is something between the Pedigree and the 350Z, and this shameless Mitsubishi somehow decides to join in the challenge and is pathetically merely blocking the 350Z. I think the Fairlady driver must be cursing and swearing. Haha.

So what has it got to do with me? I floored my accelerator, confident with my 1800 cc auto, trying to do what I love most… block (with good intention).

Well, my plan is to travel at the same speed as the Mitsubishi and right beside the 350Z, so the 350Z is trapped amongst the Mitsubishi and me, unable to change lane to the left and overtake the Mitsubishi from the left. Hopefully, the 350Z decides to give up and I would have stopped a race. Good deed done. Yay.

But, as the accelerator kicked in (after a 1 sec delay), I just remembered 2 things:
1) My Full-tank yesterday just burnt me $80, fuel is expensive, use sparingly.
2) I got a supper appointment and I am hungry…

And so I went back to my standard 90 kmph… supper more important. xD

Wednesday afternoon, took a day’s MC (Chao-Keng one; I have my ways =p) and went downtown to run some errands… was on my way back along ECP again…

Well, traffic is light and there is this “Lau Pok Car” on the right-most lane… Just passed Tanjong Katong again and I recalled the Monday night saga… Somehow, something came over me and I switched lane to the right and started my tailgating…

90 kmph and going up… almost a 100 and I reach his butt… switched on my headlight and push~ the fellow refuse to budge but drives faster.

110 kmph and I reach his butt again… close~ very close, my left feet is already on my brake-pedal, ready anytime. Heartbeat increases and my palms became slighty sweaty.

Still refuse to budge? *switch on my Fog-Light*… Grr...

I tail-gated him for a long long way… until he finally decides to move out of my way somewhere around Bedok exit. Old fellow *Bleh~~*

Woo~, the feeling of dangerous driving… Shiok! And the feeling of putting an end to such dangerous driving… Even Shiok!

I tail-gated another one… =p

Well, not mentioning my idiotic actions any further, my opinions of Singaporean drivers is such that Singaporean drivers are very arrogant and selfish. They hog the right lanes, never give way, and are very lazy to signal.

Singaporean drivers have a lot to learn from Malaysian drivers – they give way to faster moving vehicles.

Franck Muller: Master Of Complications

Crazy Color Dreams~
Just look at the dial! Simply crazy - time reads 10: 10.


Mine... will you believe if I say "replica only, replica only..."?
Time reads 8:50. What'll happen when it reaches 9 o'clock you say? The hour-hand simply turns very quickly to point at "9". Minute-hand is normal function.

If Honda says "Asset Aquisition", I wonder if time-pieces can be consider an investment if they appreciate in value over time?

How say a Patek Philippe or Mont Blanc? Replica maybe. . . hahaha

Piracy in China...

Seeing is believing...

1) IVIKE ?
2) HIKE? Even the Swoosh is slightly~~~~ different. . .

3) Cala Cala?

4) This is my favourite. Mitsubishi Electric is 三菱电器 . . .

5) Wahhahahahaha

F-Cup what?!

F-Cup Cookies. . . yes, thats what my colleague told me as I turn around and ask him again. What the. . . He went "now Singapore girls 有救了。 。 。presenting the F-Cup cookies. . ."
Well I know there's cream, there's lotion, there're pills, and I dunno what~ but now they invented these to come in the form of cookies! *flip white eyes*

I can't read Japanese. . . but from the chinese words (kanji) above, seems to read as:

• Chest heavy... shoulders (sore)?
• Breast surgery. . . dunno what. . .
• Guys... sight... chest... gather... (what? More attention from guys on chest area?)

The ingredients perhaps?

Almost 2000 yen. . . thats approx SGD 35 a box! For cookies?!

Tattoo is outdated. . .

The latest trend. . . it better NOT come into Singapore. . . I am totally against this.


Permanent scar. . . or permanent star?
This is like OUCH!!!

Pity this chap. . . his teacher probably didn't give him enough stars for his homework. . .

This is nice~ a bit "off centre" it seems. . .

Yucks. . .

Priority Queue~!

Interesting. . . Minimum withdrawal is $200.

3-Wheel Car

Well i have actually seen these pictures some 3 years back . . until recently Honda told me about seeing a 3-wheeled Singapore registered car. . . and i happen to be searching through some very old emails this evening and came across the below . . .

Interesting. . .

If I can wake up in time that is. . . (^_^)

Lifestyle in Singapore.........!

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay theSum Ahead (PSA);

Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB);

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) totreat you;

And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on theroad.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train(MRT),

OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become

So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!